I have compiled some of my favorites and created...
Top 10 Patient Quotes:
1. "All the reasons you get married for when you're younger don't seem to matter much when you're in your 90's."
2. Elise: "sir would you like any cream or sugar in your coffee?"
Patient: "nope, i like my coffee black...just like my women."
Elise: "well, alright."
3. Two patients were in therapy together and one commented to the other "I just peed all over my self!" and Mama responds, "honey I do that all the time!"
4. Mama: "And when they pull on your dress tell them to get the hell off of you!!! Don't let them make no fool of you..."
Elise: "mama what do you have in your pockets?" Mama: "oh just some crackers for the children...it may be late before I make them dinner..."Elise: "you my dear are a great mama!"Mama: "Mmm Hmmm... (with head nod in agreement).